You're So Jealous

I do not remember what I was wearing that night. In fact, I do not remember what night of the week it was either. Basically, I remember that I got a ride home from Bud in his new BMW and I was screaming out of the window the entire time. It's pretty empowering riding shot gun. So, I definitely took full advantage. I rolled the window down, stuck out the upper portion of my body, and screamed at passersby "You're so jealous!" Why? Well, I was riding in a BMW at the age of 24 and I was completely annihilated. Every person strutting down the sidewalk got an earful of my drunken swagger. The roommates and those who hear the story still mimic my gloating to this day.